- Austria: Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
- Serbia: Bitch please if you lay a finger on my my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
- Russia: Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
- Germany: Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
- France: Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
- Germany: Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
- Britain: Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
- Germany: Make me bitches

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I need feminism because I shouldn’t be told by one of my male friends that I’m less of a girl for being a lesbian.
Causes of World War I
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
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I like this picture.
a) I have a really ugly tee shirt
b) Looks like I’m about to eat your entire face
c) I really like you
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The world will not be destroyed by those that do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything.
- US Government: So we heard you needed our help?
- Africa/The Middle East: No, we're fine.
- US Government: No, we really think you need our help.
- Africa/The Middle East: Fuck off, we're fine!
- US Government: Ah, they're hostile! They hate our way of life! We have to stop them!
- Africa/The Middle East: EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL YOU GOT INVOLVED WHERE YOU'RE NOT WANTED.
- US Government: TERRORISTS! THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ALL OF US! WE NEED TO INVADE!
